i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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