its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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