i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
