ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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