guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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