NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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