im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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