If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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