oh god the rape fog is back!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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