but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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