You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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