its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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