Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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