We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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