Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party