bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
