Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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