Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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