problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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