You work out of a Hotel?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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