Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I have post one night stand depression
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