He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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