She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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