I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just saw a hot homeless man
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
