and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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