Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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