I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Success! We fucked roommates!
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