I can tuck mytits in my pants
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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