She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.