we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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