summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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