didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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