Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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