i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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