one two three fourrrrnication!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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