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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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