Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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