i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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