She said her name was "party"
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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