YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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