So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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