did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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