Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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