dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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