So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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