I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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