kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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