i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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