I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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