I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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