Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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