windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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