Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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