we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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