Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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