if only i could text you this smell
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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