Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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